Chamo, quit it.

"Another holiday tip: When you go out for Black Friday, let the man of the house hold the credit cards! It's probably his money anyway."

So, everyone.

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Of course it is, but you're asking the public to pass on an opportunity to claim Puig is a careless base runner.

To the people saying Puig would've had an inside the park homer had he sprinted right out of the box....

Translation: I don't have a counter-argument. I just don't want to think about this, okay?

yes. yes i would. 30 seconds can make a big difference.

I'm sure your concern is entirely based in the President wasting less than a minute of his time to answer a question in a pre-scheduled interview and not at all a reflection of your feelings toward the Redskins name.

Jon Morosi needs to be on here. If he were a standup comedian, his shtick would be talking about food at 7-Eleven and doing awful impressions. He is to sportswriting what Jeff Dunham is to sportswriting. https://twitter.com/jonmorosi/stat…

So, no one?

I've read conflicting evidence. Obviously diving slows you down, but fully extending your body allows you to reach further than your legs would.

Two yards.

Could've written this in three sentences, Sean.

You're an imbesullen.

I can't wait to chat with these guys on here in a few days.

Why are you so upset?

Nah, it's weird, but why do you care?

I think we do find it funny. That's why we're talking about it.

Did it occur to you that Deadspin is just having a little fun with this (kinda like Eminem was)? Why are you taking this so seriously and getting so defensive on Eminem's behalf?