Guess what's trending all over social media right now? Guess who has a new album coming out?

His wife has big knockers.

Good effort, son.

Yasiel Puig would've let it drop in front of him, thrown the guy out at first, then been the subject of sports talk radio discussion for the next week for not playing a perfect game the right way.

Anytime I see a comment start with "oh the irony", I know the comment is going to suck.

Pence totally let Petit down. He deserves a DFA.

Once again, this is incorrect. One game TIE BREAKERS count toward the regular season. But the Wild Card game (like the one the Braves and Cardinals played last year) is a playoff game.

This probably just reinforces Michaels' belief that doing something stupid on your way to the house might seem risky, but in the end is doesn't do any damage.

The Wild Card playoff is part of the playoffs, not the regular season.

If both teams qualify for the wild card anyway, then there wouldn't be a one-game tie-breaker.

Just to clarify, a one game tie-breaker (should that even happen) would count as a regular season game. The Wild Card Playoff would not.

Yup. Cry until you get what you want. Raised the right way.

I respect the fact that Rick Monday was offended by the idea of flag burning, but in this case his heroics are mainly limited to enforcement of vandalism and trespassing laws.

Except the incident you're referencing took place at Dodger Stadium.

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Deadspin isn't nitpicking every part of this Braun story with an absurdly sententious tone. As soon as they start doing that then sure, they should move on too.

Semantics.

Dodger fan here. I'm so fucking over this. Seriously, sports media (not Deadspin), move on. Admitted to and apologized for PED use (however insincere he may have been, he still admitted to it), he apologized to the sample collector, he's serving a suspension beyond what the JDA mandates. He's still and asshole, but…

Great idea. I just hope Clarke stands his ground. That's usually a successful strategy in Florida.

Good fucking Christ, this is the most offensive comment section of the year. David Carradine? A pointless reference to "Hang Time"? Put some fucking thought into these things, people. The fruit you're going for are hanging lower than Gia Allemand.