None of the jokes on here are funny. I'd prefer some self-righteous douche than read more of these unimaginative attempts at humor.

Seriously, these jokes suck.

She was an F-list celebrity and she's getting F-list attention.

I don't mind a good morbid joke. Unfortunately, I see nothing but shit jokes.

Thank God this didn't happen at Wrigley Field. Imagine the gruesome attempts to toss him back onto the field.

I don't get it, they haven't killed Homer Glumplich.

A man is dead.

A man died, he has a family that cared about him. Jesus.

Dear Samer Kalaf,

I got it.

In the end, after all the leaks, Bud Selig is playing by the rules.

18, dominant, and into water sports? FUCK YES

Vin Scully used the "aren't we all" line before it was cool...

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Hicks had an entire 5 minute routine where he describes Dick Clack as doing the same thing (plus much, much more; although minus the part about Thomas).

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, I can't HEAR you!!!!

was the post supposed to be pointing out the different reactions to Mathieu and Manziel based on views of the substances consumed, or based on race and wealth?

Fuck me.... +1

I don't think anyone's exactly livid about it, it's just odd to see it happening with such regularity.

ts;dr