<i>Tooth powder is credited as a British invention growing out of the homemade poultices contrived out of stuff like of chalk, charcoal, brick dust, salt—even burnt bread and cinnamon.</i>

Who needs damn tanks when you have this

Every Samsung is iPhone inspired. Some just copy more than others.

But I read on another site that ,....

I concur. We must pull out and find something to lubricate our entry into Uranus and prevent disastrous casualties. Maybe start with a drilling mechanism of smaller diameter before moving to higher-caliber vehicles.

Coming soon: Johnny Appleseed Werewolf Hunter

If you drill Uranus just right, there'll be an eruption (or two), but I dunno how many cars you could power with the product of said eruption(s) so I guess the search for viable alternative energy sources continues...

I like this better.

What's with the big-ass pile of wood behind the couch? I'd be cleaning that crap up before somebody trips and scratches those pretty floors.

I'm offensive and I find this mexican...

It's in Virginia, so they probably just know a whole lot more about the Civil War there than most teachers.

fucking awesome, this made my day!

Many dinosaurs did evolve. Many didn't. Evolution doesn't say that critters _must_ change, only that they will change if the change makes them a better fit for their environment.

Not with that attitude you can't.

And this is what the cranking of the flashlight will look like to all the women passing by your tent in the woods....

Definitely different costume opportunities... Oh... Wait... Thaaat kind of bear..

How about these wonderful creatures?