You, um beat me to it.

I heard that some of the sound effects were actual babies being slapped. I did't like it because the was no penetration.

My OCD neighbor washes her car ever other day and it bugs the crap out of me but if she wants to pay outrageous water bill not much I can do. I just don't get the lack of brains, go to the car wash!

There are stricter watering guidelines during summer months with higher bills and fines.

$168 that don't even cover the cost of having your ASS FIRE put out! No thanks.

We just need the dumb asses coming to live here to stop planting forests like it was where they used to live. Its a desert plant desert or Xeriscapes. I laugh when these people plant all this grass and in a few month tear it out. Adapt to where you live and there will be enough water for all.

Those are take from shallow aquifers that aren't suitable for drinking and they are recycled. The water has really high alkali & methanol content in it. The hotels pay for all of their usage plus they get lots of crap for it. The good water is up North or really deep underground.

Looks like the US will be the Oil I mean Water Barons of the future.

Can you get a yeast infection from this?

Rhinos used to have their testicles under the horn on their nose. But it hurt to much when they fought so over time the moved around to the back.

Hippos and whales are related. They have testicles on the inside and smoke unfiltered cigarettes like real karate men!

Elephant sonar!

Is that when you blow a seal like #4. I've never been that drunk.

I was wrong Lake Malawi in Africa

Red Sea

You don't have to look up to see a Supernova my friend. Just check the dive bars!

Adobe has everyone by the balls they should be giving out ice cream for those prices!

Its interesting how the closer mankind is to understanding these creatures and using the knowledge to we gain to help humans the closer we get to destroying the very things that can save us or at least prolong or lives.

I'm getting the vapors!

All you can eat!