What? Hell yeah I meant to do that! Were any chicks watching?

I had a friend like this growing up. They guy was amazing played football, basketball rode bikes with us even got his drivers license before us and was a better driver than his brother who wasn't handicapped. People used to be freaked out by him but after a few minutes they didn't even pay attention to his disability…

CYDORK!

Whoa are you hitting on me?

Hazzza! Magic Mother F*$kers!

Man, I would like to roam free in the South of Spain eating until I'm the proper size. Stupid sandwich!

The Water Weenies we had were different these thing could, um put an eye out. They were surgical rubber tubing you filled will water. Kids were dropping them on the grass they'd take off and bust a friend in the face. Great fun!

Ah KerPlunk! They named it after the sound a turd makes hitting the water in the toilet because it was that FUN! And it came with sharp pointy sticks to poke your siblings with and small marbles to choke on. Yeah! Now where's my Mouse Trap game that falls apart and never works like on TV?

So was John!

I see what ya did! Ya got yer Miracle Gro mixed up with yer Viagra!

Guys does this water taste funny? It's making my lips tingle! No, I guess its just me then.

Soybeans have nipples? They must have people with very tiny hands. This site is very informative.

True, but his pants are still on and definitely full of poo!

They say its made with real unicorn tears!

Maybe she just realized her balls smell and they need to be hosed off like in the video.

I'm surprised this is only coming out now I fully expected that to happen from all companies upon his death. The couldn't beat him so now they had their chance. Why not its what corporate scum bags do.

May I suggest Boba Fett. You are welcome.