After Gruden gets fired, ESPN really needs to hire him back to do weekly pieces where he sits down with young pass rushers and just watch Mack tape.

“A Khalil Mack is a world class pass-rusher and edge defender. But a draft pick could be anything! Even a world-class pass rusher and edge defender!”

Bye, son.

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

“When you need precision racism, you can always count on a middle-aged white bumpkin.”

-flop sweat & polyester 

No argument from me. I adore him!

He looks like a deformed thumb. Still does. Also, fuck drake.

But seriously, Mack looks fucking incredible, and I legitimately think Trubisky will get better as the season goes.

Packer fan here. I utterly despise the Bears and every single one of their fans.

Bought my Mack jersey last night during halftime as I excitedly talked to my wife about how I haven’t had this much fun watching a Bears game in a decade and that we are finally good again.

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.”

You think legalized knifeplay would HURT Philadelphia? It would be the biggest boon to the city since Stallone cracked ribs in the meat locker. Howard Eskine would have an erection about Philly’s switchblade usage.

Even if certain things/events don’t happen to you or effect you personally, isn’t it possible that since they happen to others, these events effect others? And shouldn’t/wouldn’t that make their outlook viable? Unfortunately you can’t have a rational discussion with irrational people, so there’s always going to be…

But does Mahmoud think Joe Flacco is elite?

She wasn’t bad looking but Tina Fey was definitely hotter.

That is a low bar for “hot”.

Probably the best thing I’ve seen all week:

Every game he coached was broadcast in my Parents home for 19 years!(He lives in MM that covers most of the space between Nashville and St. Louis) My Dad stopped watching football because of him.

Imagine living a life where Bobby Brown thinks you’re a piece of shit, and he’s right.