So, you’re saying this is a TPS report?  

Damn. DAMN.

Imagine cheating off Skip Bayless. *leans over to pile of dry ass unseasoned chicken* What you get for number four? 

Chris, you elitist East Coast media fuckboy.

2019 is better cuz it features Chris Paul contributing to the choke job

Chris Paul is cold garbage with a Napoleon complex. 

So much schadenfreude, I thought I’d gotten my fill last night, but apparently not.

I’m genuinely curious: does no one care that Harden refuses to shake opponents hands after a loss? Does he ever shake hands after a game? Do we not care about those kinds of things anymore?

He decided to go to Toyota Center to get shots up, nixing Curry’s reservations. The Warriors’ point guard offered to stick to half a court, but Paul wasn’t having it. Curry was kicked off the Toyota Center court.

The last bit of news makes me giddy that the Rockets lost. Ya best thing you can do is piss off the best shooter in NBA history before an elimination game. Fuck Chris Paul.

At least we got chicken.

Anyone who wants to come in hot with the highlight truthering, please pause, take a deep breath, maybe go take a walk, skip some stones down at the river or whatever, and then just shut the hell up. We know. It’s still an Important Moment, and my friends and I use “Leeroy Jenkins” as a verb because of it.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

Now say it without crying.

It was as if thousands of soggy old white dudes cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

In addition to Yiannopoulos, Australia also previously banned Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes, WikiLeaks whistleblower Chelsea Manning, and British Holocaust denier David Icke.

Fuck Alabama, I didn’t know about that verdict until now and fuck that.

Given that it might have been his undoing, I hope Mr. Westrom really relished that hot dog.