She is the Crystal Light of shity drink powders.

I met the man who would become my stepfather in 1993. He’s okay, really.

He’s a Dolphins fan. He talked up the undefeated teams, and Mercury Morris and the ‘72 Miami team’s popping the champagne when the last unbeaten team loses each year. And Marino... The guy worshipped Dan Marino. And while in the mid-1990s, Marino…

The TL;DR is Taylor Swift makes me side with Kanye West and that makes her trash.

I just wonder what she thought was gonna happen when she released this still.

“Lemonade. Cosplay”

fireball had it coming...

Taylor Swift is the musical equivalent of Fireball Whiskey...popular..artificially sweet..terrible.

I condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of violence — on many sides. Many sides.

Now that you’ve thoroughly broken this down, please also cover:

Covfefe’s Law.

Your team: The Washington Racists.

It’s pretty impressive how well he is transitioning into an outspoken leader in the community. Ali really struggled with it and finally came to a head with the draft. Jordan and Tiger both lamed out, Barkley is the living embodiment of survival bias, Kobe only cares about Kobe, and Shaq is just a little too close to…

Buffalo still has a team...?

I’m a Bengals fan so that’s where my brain went too. Doomed

Well, I’m a Bills fan, so...yes.

Looking forward to drive time sports radio today being 50% callers saying we’re a lock for the division now that Elliot is suspended and 50% callers saying “Mike, I ain’t guna complayne dat Elliotsssuspenduhd but 6 games for dat mike, come on!”

That is a perfect representation of philly.

Missed the deadline for submissions so here’s mine:

One other thing about Wentz, besides being white and holy, he’s also TOUGH and GRITTY! So we’ll never, ever see the end of him. Not ever. He’s basically Gruden’s boner with arms.

(Andy Reid belatedly uses only challenge flag to dispute several letter-writers’ assessment of his tenure with the Eagles)