The person with the $175 Escort GT with a functional hood scoop made from a broken dust pan and dryer vent tube does not qualify for “dumbest shit”. This person is a hero.

It is really nice to know that the deciding to totally shake up their roster has not harmed their commitment to absolutely suck.

“How the hell is Josh McCown still in the NFL?”

But, why

I can’t eat chicken without feeling bad; I’ve seen too much. But I am really good at feeling bad, so I’ll eat it if that’s what I’m served.

I’m always a slut for Animaniacs references.

This is the boss chicken Link fights in The Legend of Zelda when Link attacks too many chickens.

“You wear a disguise to look like human guys...”

I can’t speak for the rest of you, but here’s my list:

Osweiler packing his shit for Cleveland be like:

From being the starter on a big-bucks contract to being traded for and then probably cut by the Browns. He’s finally hit Brock bottom.

*Browns watching the news from Redskins camp this week.*

i support this, i support you.

Because they (names) have done me wrong. :P

LOL nah bruh. Anybody associated with 45's cabal is automatically on team whitepriv.

why do you hate names?

Do we have to keep Beiber and Emenem? (I assume you are referencing the Shapel Show skit).

wy pipo? why?

Speaking for white people specifically, we preemptively refuse Dr. Carson in the next racial draft.