Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Go interfere with an “OFF DUTY” police officer who is working private security (especially if they’re in uniform) and let us know how well that line of reasoning works for you when you’re arrested by said officer and found guilty.

you do not forfeit your right to free speech. though in many cases the employer may choose not to punish your speech. the NFl does not want to in this case.

“in certain organizations and certain jobs you give up that right of your freedom of speech temporary [sic] while you serve that job”

Normally i’d be annoyed at what is obviously shitty officiating. But this hurts Alabama and my default policy is fuck Alabama. I’m sure Saban will get plenty of bullshit make up calls in the second half.

You. You. You're good, you.

Gawdamn

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

I believe it is a Scottish herding dog that immigrated to Ireland after Brexit.

I’m from Charlotte, sounds about right.

You’re just making it too easy for them. Now the NCGOP can just copy and paste! For shame.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

“Practice what you preach, Chippewas.” —Andrew Jackson

Welp, looks like a leaned me somethin’ today.

Florida is also in talks to send a fruit basket...

When you make Mississippi look good, it might be time to re-evaluate.