That’s horseshit. My sister regularly leaves her 2 toddlers with my parents for days so she can go run a marathon somewhere out of state or upstate or wherever. My parents are both retired and pushing 70; they shouldn’t be chasing toddlers around to accommodate my sister’s stupid fucking hobby. They should be enjoying…

It’s not just you! My sister went all batshit crazy for the runners lifestyle a few years ago and I have not been able to have a normal conversation with her since. At her 40th birthday party last summer, she didn’t even talk to the 40-50 relatives that attended, (and paid for all the food and booze and did all the…

That was fantastic.

This is fucking flagrant disrespect by the NCAA toward our National Anthem. The NCAA hasn’t just canceled these events in North Carolina, they’ve canceled the playing of the National Anthem at these events in North Carolina as well. I’m not a member of the military but that is insanely hurtful to the many members of…

Although you are talking about poop, it sounds like it is still more successful than the Browns.

I was going to blame his new man-bun for it, but I suppose it’s easier to just say lolBrowns...

Maybe they can talk to the Eagles about Sam Bra...

What adds salt to the wound is with the loss to the Eagles, the Browns are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs...

has there ever been a player nosedive so fast and so completely in such a short span of time? in any sport?? he went from legit MVP candidate to being benched by his own team just because. i don’t think i’ve ever seen anything quite like it.

It’s extremely Brownsian that they can’t even be the best at losing

Meh, you’re assuming that (potential) success would also be realized at the Browns, who are corrently continuing the longest-running Schrodinger’s QB experiment in the league.

They say things happen in 3s. In this case RGIII separating from the Redskins, his wife and now his shoulder.

0-16! Let’s make history, fellas!

I don’t think it’s his body that can’t handle NFL life. It’s just that he doesn’t drink nanobubbles. You see Suh step on Russell Wilson’s ankle? Anyone else and their foot would have permanently been pointing 90 degrees the wrong way.

It is way too early, but that leak of the Browns new stat genius GM stating that Carson Wentz won’t be a Top 20 NFL QB just seems like one of those things that ESPN and NFL Network will talk about for months on end after he gets fired in two-three years.

If you’re familiar with RGIII’s time in DC, you’ll understand that nobody tells him how to play.

And the Eagles surprise by going 7-9 or so in a shitty NFC East so the Browns don’t even get a great first rounder out of it.

To be fair, the Browns already have gotten more use out of him than any one expected.

Your move, Derek Rose.

I know it’s still way too early (and the Eagles were playing the Browns), but it would be the Brownsiest thing ever if the Browns made the smart move in trading away the second pick for a ton of future picks only to have that second pick (Carson Wentz) turn into a franchise quarterback.