If you’re happy and others now know it, flag.

Sparing your players extra reps? Chip Kelly does not approve.

+1 Built wall to you.

Mmmmm that’s some good Week 1 Kinja

Update: lol.

If it were me I would’ve vacated all of Bama’s national championships …

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

it seems like the offending player’s team was ranked #1 coming into the game and they lost, so there is some justice.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

I didn’t suspect Americans were so timid that they can’t even allow someone to criticize their country without breaking down into crying shitbags

Playing the anthem early pretty much proves the uselessness of playing it at all, right?

Washington does legal weed better than you, Colorodo.

When the Giants signed Olivier Vernon my wife came into the room wondering why I was laughing so maniacally? I had to explain to her that since the Big Blue spent waaaaay to much on Vernon it was going to raise Von Miller’s price tag so high that it probably caused Horseteeth Elway to bust a blood vessel in his brain.

Because the fix was in, that's why

I’m the worst possible version of myself during Bronco games.

It’s because the NFL, like all of “REAL” Amerika, hates black QBs, and wanted stodgy old white cornpone Peyton Manning to win one for the 1950's when POC and women knew their place, and America was so fucking Great time and the universe should have just stopped.

9) He’s got all the professional success they really wanted Tebow to have.

You brought up Brady, but the more apt comparison is probably Gronk. Dude smiles and dances just as much as Cam and people generally love the grizzly bear for it. Cam does a dab after scoring a touchdown and mothers are writing letters to their local newspaper editor.

You should meet my cousin Dale from Gastonia. You guys would get along great. His double-wide is tastefully furnished.