If, by "a Stephen A Smith situation," you mean "a male with a microphone making an ass of himself," then I agree.

Fox & Friends Host Has Misogynistic Question For Mo'Ne Davis

Well, vegetables ARE a liberal conspiracy, you know.

Lock your kids inside the house so they can sit on their asses and get diabeetus.

You'd think a hockey player would keep better track of which line he was on.

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE CANT NAME DROP NBA PLAYERS BECAUSE WE THE OFFICIAL TEAM BRAND AMBASSADOR

There's a point to Kinja? Because it's failing miserably. Comments around here were 200x better a couple years ago. Old articles popping up make it all too obvious.

No, he was being a spiteful prick to the child. The mom wasn't the one who wanted a pie. She was the one with the perspective to understand that an acting-up child is not a national crisis.

He wasn't being a spiteful prick to a small child (Who, yeah, small or not should know better than to act like that. Children may be children, but children are still people). He was being a prick to the bitch of a mom after he, in theory, asked her to calm said child down.

I have two problems with this thing becoming a viral phenomenon:

Guy posts funny story on Reddit that may or may not be true...it now becomes a national news headline.

I mean, he raised four successful, well-adjusted kids. Isn't that the goal? He could have just let us get away with murder and raised four pieces of shit, I guess.

I did the exact same thing once at The Cheesecake Factory. You should have seen the look on that god damn kid's face when I bought up all the cheesecakes in the place. The resulting Chapter 7 bankruptcy was so worth it

Love reading all the 20 year olds' opinions in here. Thanks for chiming in, Brayden.

Doesn't Lil Wayne have some sort of seizure/epilepsy disorder? Maybe that could be it. Or, sure, hotboxing. Whatever.

Sizzurp will be served, and your in-flight movie will be Biodome featuring Pauly Shore.

I could think of no other medical devices that Signature Group would have willingly bought that did not directly implicate them as supporting illegal activity. I would assume they had to make the purchase since it's likely equipment that had to be installed (possibly permanently) on their aircraft. It could be the…

Custom promethazine and codeine dispenser?

Not sure if serious but this actually makes sense.