Damn fine detective work. You're a credit to the force.

Well there is this....

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

Kirk Heinrich.

Has to be JR Smith.

Here is a mediocre GIF of the mom dunk:

His dream was to rush for 504 career yards? I hope he aims higher next time. Millenials—am I right?

Add "How Skinny Lebron Is" to things I could care less about.

The truck then thanked Statham, handing over its "MAN" badging to the actor.

"DID ANYONE TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THE GAME WAS WON BY A TEAM EFFORT"

Between this and the Mission of Burma a couple of days ago, its a post-punk party. I can only assume that Wire is the DUAN for Thursday.

If Limp Bizkit had a baby with a UFC fight and reared this child on Monster energy drink, that's what it would look like.

He goes "No, I KNOW what tempura is, what's THAT?"

"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." — 1 Timothy 2:11

Chris Archer kissed his bicep after striking out DANIEL NAVA last year. Spare me. When did the Rays become the judge of what's ok in baseball? But Joe Maddon is so quirky! Fuck off.

Is this really a shocker? Price whined after last year, they made it up, and then Price drilled him again. Ortiz has been getting the shit booed out of him all weekend. Some jackass fan (a Sox fan no less) cost him a HR in the previous game, so he was already grumpy. Archer threw him an absolute cookie and Oritz…

That is not why people hate Iggy Azalea.

You know what, thank god for camera phones. The person who invented them needs to win some sort of social justice or peace prize for real.