Bowling is a college sport?

There's a college world series?

Seriously? Vanderbilt wins the College World Series and gets no mention on Deadspin, but some guy's dick gets an entire story?

Holy shit. This guy gets it.

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I'm pretty certain they're thinking something more along the lines of "racists are horrible people and I'm not a horrible person so I must not be racist." Plenty of folks are under the (delusional) impression that ethnic cleansing and full-time racial violence are mandatory prerequisites for "true" racism, and any…

Every time a racist says "I'm not racist", I always wonder two things: 1. are they so stupid to the point where they genuinely believe that? or 2. because they perceive black people to be unintelligent, they think by merely saying they're not racist, they will believe them?

#NotAllRacists

I automatically assumed South Carolina. Sorry.

Also hate when people don't specify Paris, TX or Rome, GA.

Still not as high as Lebron's hairline.

Its a right to organized militias.. Not guns.. Anecdotely, usually people with PILES of guns turn out to be bad people..

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the Pacers also claim they've had a boycott in effect since the playoffs started.

The team's value is what it is, they can't change that. That $1 billion was already an asset he possessed - he's not any richer, he's just converting the asset to cash.

And how exactly would they extract $1 Billion from him? They can't seize his property, beyond the maximum assessable fine.

Unless of course these commenters are pulling the old "I'm not racist but..."

There is quite a bit of overlap between racists and people who have no idea how the Constitution works.

What I found most interesting about your well-selected set of tweets is that most of them aren't Sterling apologists. They start with "Now, let's be clear, fuck that guy, BUT" which suggests that the misunderstanding of 1st Amendment is real, whereas I'd always suspected it was more a matter of convenient…