before color all film was black and white. Not white and black. BLACK and white. Top billing. What more do these people want?

Whatever. How can this be true when almost every camera is black?

Charlize Theron? I don't really want to believe she's that much of an asshole, but she is friends with Chelsea Handler she can't be that cool.

"smokes a lot of weed and is known for being difficult by those in the industry."

"For fifty weeks of the year, Ft. Lauderdale Florida is a small corner of tropical heaven, basking contentedly in the warm sun. During the other two weeks, as colleges all over the country disgorge their students for Easter vacation, a change comes over the sea. The students swarm to these peaceful shores in droves,…

That Hannity excerpt is glorious.

I've never gone on Spring Break. Therefore I am boring and have the personality of toast.

this, like the missionary position outcome, is actually a "win" for feminism. And hear me out.

Word on the street is that it will make a triumphant return.

Is Sunday sign off open thread ever coming back?

Went to a job fair today for teaching positions in my county. I found out about an AMAZING job that is perfect for me. Fingers, toes and everything crossed!

There's a racial sensitively hierarchy in the political correctness of America. Blacks, Jews, and gays (despite not being a race) are at the top, so they would never be targetted for a joke like this. Whites, middle easterners, and latinos are the middle, and this issue shows that Asians are at the bottom alongside…

Right. My mom always told me if I got into the same situation 3 times, it was time to look at myself.

If you've never met a woman with whom you can talk about a variety of interesting, engaging topics, you've either been extremely sheltered or you're not good at conversation.

People like writer 1 make me sad because I used to be one of them. I drank the misogyny cool-aid and would talk about how I was so above other women. I am super into gaming and baseball and I would lament how girls just don't "get it". I would assume all other women wanted to talk about where things I defined as…

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.

Nah, that would be Jim from accounting. Such a dick. I'm sporting the sleek blue business casual coat and orange shirt. Rhonda from HR is going on and on about her kid's soccer game over the weekend..AGAIN

Next Job Hunt, I'm marketing myself as a Playmobil figure. I mean, look how great I am with interacting in the break room

Like two glorious mountain ranges dancing for me.