"That's my worst nightmare, I cheated on my wife,"

J. Peterman Co.! I loved the catalogs so much and spent many happy latchkey kid afternoons imagining myself on an Edwardian hunting outing or a Nile steamer cruise. Then a bricks-and-mortar store opened in my area and it was so damn disappointing. A $250 linen shirt seems like a great idea on the catalog page, but…

I could not get through 'Metamorphosis. Something bugged me about the main character.

And on Oedipus the King: "The incest part and stuff bummed me out." :(

"OK, GRENDEL." <—- gold.

There's a long way between the sort of mean / petty / funny stories people are telling in these comments and taking joy in someone's death!

Another time in High School there was a girl who was friends with friends of mine, and she was an evil bitch. She was always saying horrible things to or about girls she thought were beneath her. One time she jumped all over a girl I played sports with for looking gay. I found out about it later that day from her in…

I used to work with a woman who was absolutely NASTY to just about everyone, but especially me. Once I put a folder of birthday cards to sign on her desk (standard practice in just about every office environment ever) and as I walked away, I distinctly heard her mutter "Asshole, messing up my desk with your stupid…

Several years ago I was working in a sports bar and grill when a man and his teenage son were sat in my section. I greeted them and the man was nice enough but his son was a complete and total prick. The man ordered a beer and the son a cherry coke. If you have never worked in a restaurant before, most places this…

Overnight camp, 13 years old. I've recently gotten my first period, but haven't yet figured out those pesky tampons. My resourceful mother fills an empty expensive hair product container with lube so that I don't have to be embarrassed by a giant tub of KY in the bathroom next to my brand new tampons.

If you put an obscene amount of cheese on my sandwich, I'd probably assume you wanted to be BFFs for life.

There was this girl that started dating one of my husband's friends and I had to hang out with her all the time for this reason. I had really bad acne and whenever I would complain about the pain I felt on my face because of my fucking face tumors, she would touch her face and tell me that her skin was beautiful…

This is horribly anti-feminist of me, but it was also incredibly enjoyable. I was dating a total douche that was sleeping around with another girl. Of course, being a very mature young lady (/sarcasm), I was upset at this girl for stealing my man. I would get off work, go to his house, and she would be on the couch.…

I buy things off a person's wedding registry and never give them the gift.

When I was on my freshman cheer team, this one girl was a total bitch to me the entire time. She did whatever she could to make me quit. When it came time to try out for varsity the next year, she made it and I did not. This wasn't a big deal — it just meant another year on JV for me, this time as captain — but I…

I can be kind of a prankster to douche frat boys so I have two stories from college.

Hang on, I just gotta notify my boss that I won't be working the rest of the day because I'll be too busy refreshing this thread.

When I found out my staunch vegan boyfriend was cheating on me I put a slice of extra cheese pizza in his laptop and closed it.

I don't feel entirely awesome about it, but someone I used to date did me very wrong and I called their probation officer and regaled them with what their little nugget had been up to.

I am pretty sure what I did was illegal, but hopefully the statute of limitations has expired. I dated an terrible person, when I became pregnant, he told me that he didn't want to hear about it. When I broke up with him he wrote me a long letter detailing all the reasons I should kill myself. He would call, text,…