you shouldn't talk out of your ass so much. this post stinks like shit.

Fuck Candy Crush,
Fuck Farm Heroes,
Fuck King as a staff, game dev and as a motherfuckin' crew.

And if you wanna be down with King, then fuck you too.

I better hide my copy of Romancing Saga before the patent police show up at my door. The Minstrel shall not be silenced!

Finally those 300+lbs men can finally be petite, young girls.

This is hardly the most interesting thing ROM hackers have done, though it is sorta neat. Check out Star Road, an (excellent) unofficial sequel to Mario 64, with the 2 player patch:

You lost me at "kiss you on the vagina"...

Breaking news: Machinima still shit. More at 11.

UK? That's where SusSEX, EsSex and alike are located, isn't it?

Wait, the filter is actually doing a simple regex for banned words in the URL?

Bioware also told people that their choices would matter across all three games, then completely ruined it with the ending that they rushed out. So who's more of an asshat, the company that makes promises to people that they can't keep, or the guy that tries to do what he feels should have been done in the first…

Dear owen,

You appear to have misspelled "douche" as "gentleman"

Very cool, but that's a donkey, and everybody knows that donkeys are elitist douchebags, a horse accepts you for who you are and does not care about your past, which is why they are a mysterious cowboy best friend.

You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling...

Because Rockstar's support for PC gaming is awful at best.

Whatever the Gawker empire is paying you, Jason, it's not enough. This is the best article to ever appear on Kotaku. And I've been here reading Kotaku articles from the start. Thank you!

Holy shit. I almost spit my drink out at that Eurogamer sidenote.

Why? Why didn't Sony accept my application? (He must be thinking to himself.)

Not a "following" per se. I wouldn't say there's anyone out there using their Ouya as their primary gaming device. But as a nice little add-on, a filler piece for the bits and baubles that other TV-based entertainment lacks, yeah. It's a wonderful little device if you keep reasonable expectations.

Well that's pretty disturbing.