Could be worse: He could've got his medical degree at Bob Jones U, or Florida State.

Sometimes we actually played in traffic. We were kinda latchkey kids. My dad started teaching us to drive around 13 or 14 so one of us could pick mom up at work, since the whole family had jobs of some sort and only two cars to go around.

That's a question even H.G. Wells grappled with during his trips to the future. Stalin and Mao and Hirohito could have been worse (they actually did kill more people). Hitler did die and the Soviets and the Americans snapped up all that Nazi tech to combine rocket technology with atom-splitting Armageddon.

I've been a fan of Sean's since he started. I just think that lately his heart hasn't really been in it. I've had graveyard shift blues, so maybe that's it. Anyway, I tossed some tough love his way and he lost his cool, as his been his wont lately. No hobby. Made a point and moving on.

Too bad they didn't have a moment of silence when he was calling games.

Our parents used to drop us off at the park and then go to work. Aaaannnnndd we liked it!

Christopher Walken is god. Somebody has to cast him in a movie with his Brit counterpart, Bill Nighy.

Somebody should have their head examined.

Blocked writer: "I'm thinking of making the walls gray. Whatcha got in a gray?"

OK. After killing Hitler, you are allowed one more stop BUT YOU CAN'T right a wrong. Your extra stop is purely a reward for killing Hitler, and if you squander it on another good deed, Hitler comes back to life. Now, freed of guilt or pressure, what do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

Perkins is the only guy on the roster with a ring (Derek Fish doesn't count) and no way the KG-era Kkkeltics win a championship without him.

Thanks for digging that out. Fantastic. Thing about Gasol, he's still got his game face on even when he's happy.

You articulated my feelings about that combo better than I could. I much preferred Mad Dog, who actually seemed like he had a life outside the booth. But there was this undercurrent of angry white man element that seemed to bond the two. I remember Russo going bananas when LeBron got a Hummer (get yer mind out of…

I'm still praying to hear from Owen Meany.

It is ON!

Temporal Prime Directive question:

Prince did that shit routinely when the Pistons had their mid-decade run. Scorer would get out on a fast break and go for a simple lay-in, and he'd run 'em down to tap that ball away from the bucket with the finesse of a virgin surgeon.

Shush, you'll wake him.

Congrats on your second post under a Burner account. The first one was, to quote a great man, racess.

Griz are playing like the 2004 Pistons. I see an Indy/Memphis final. Miami doesn't win out this year, and you can have me seester if I'm wrong.