Goes to show you: If that guy had had a second gun, he could have defended himself against himself.

It's a weird fetish. I dated a Japanese-American chick who said she had to screen her dates to find out if they had an Asian-only fetish. Then again, I know DOZENS of guys who will only date Mindy Kaling.

It's a weird fetish. I dated a Japanese-American chick who said she had to screen prospective dates because so many had an Asian fixation. I also know DOZENS of white guys who will only date Mindy Kaling.

Man, I was going to say biathlon, but yeah. Didn't they change the name of the Texas 500 into the NRA 500 this year, or some shit?

I am not just standing around. I'm doing ass crunches.

Sniff. Well in MY gym, we have special Just Standing Around classes.

And all the Swedish women would leave for Atlanta.

"Dave Bing. Who ever knows with that guy? He shoots and distributes at a Hall of Fame level. Who ever knows with that guy?"

Name recognition is big in Detroit. Hell, Coleman Young wouldn't have won so many mayoral elections if people hadn't recollected that he was a famous mayor.

"Why do people keep confusing me with Matt Lauer?"

Not to defend Wilbon, but folks in Michigan referred to him as Earvin when he played at Lansing Everett High, oldtimers sometimes slip into that out of some early-onset dementia reflex. Now Wilbon probably is demented, but his continued use of Earvin these days is like calling Ali by his self-denounced "slave name."

Nice job. Can't wait to see the file the feds had on Samuel Gompers.

Can't stand up to the pure power of PED-saturated sweat.

.....not that I'd bet MY testicle. But it says here that it's the Griz vs Indy in the finals—like watching the 2004 Pistons versus the 2005 Pistons. Send Stern into retirement with the lowest-rated finals of his era.

Yikes! You went there. +1

Screw that series. Sounds like bullshit, but I never thought the Griz would lose the nightcap, even down by 17. Okies up by 3 in the 4th right now, and I bet a testicle that the Griz win.

"Passive-aggressive faggotry?" Really, Karl?

Shit! She had cosmetic eye-straightening surgery! God hates that shit.

That was the best limerick of Rick,

Eh, he's too busy being Sean Newell on weekends.