I’ll start by saying that I’m not a big GM fan, especially of this era of the pinnacle of Fisher Price collaboration on interior design, materials, and tactility of plastics.

Why are the dicking around with injecting Febreeze into the headrests instead of just replacing the headrests in the first place? People paid going on $50,000 for these things, just replace the damn headrest.

Many ages ago, when this ancient world was not quite so ancient, a friend of mine gave me an 87 Subaru hatchback. Cool little car, which if I could buy it new today I probably would. (He was getting rid of everything he owned to move onto a sailboat.)

This CAN happen. The other day I squeezed the ketchup too hard and it blurped the entire marching anthem of the North Vietnamese Army. My grandpa started screaming and emptied a can of pepper spray into the dog’s face and my mom got so upset she threw up in the shape of a Totenkopf. It’s so crazy how fluids just…

Ask your doctor if Stellantis is right for you. Side effects may include gas with oily discharge, premature oxidization and electrical dysfunction.

That tracks with how we’ve treated it. We have a great mechanic in the same building, so it gets everything it needs.

For me the hands down winner is “value cover gadgets”. 

I tried to pick my favorite misspelling and I’m having trouble - might be “I have all the recipes.”
“taming chain” is pretty hilarious too though.

What no VW Bug dressed up as COVID-19?

That’s a weird way to show that you’re pro-fascism, but also not surprised it’s a white boomer in a pickup

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See “ The Scorpion King”’s response.

Anyone who wants to say this isn’t perfect can meet me in Temecula. 

Um, it’s because of its great beauty.

Does it not speak for itself?!

Somewhere in the City of Troy, a weathered bureaucrat puts down his coffee, stares out the window, and says to no one in particular:  “Alright David, you want to dance?  Let’s dance.”

A, rare option for this vehicle.

Now you can park your expensive yellowish-green sports car in your garage next to your cheap greenish-yellow tools.

I really kind of love this.