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Went on a church trip to Italy between 10th and 11th grades. One of the kids barfed in the Sistine Chapel after a night of drinking.

If you lived in the dorm rooms at NC State that had a sink inside of them, it was a foregone conclusion that it would be used as a toilet at times.

Ooo, that update from Klaus is so juicy.

I was thinking “Previa” before I clicked on the article.

Isn’t a Jalopnophile just called a Jalopnik?

Not just in the movies. I had a friend permanently disabled by this shooting: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Empire_State_Building_shooting

It’s pretty famous among people that like lizards.

A friend and I have done 180 miles with a half bagel on the roof, though the amazing glue-like powers of cream cheese make that a cinch.

Lexus ES250 or manual Previa. Both are getting to be unicorns.

I bought a Celsior through Japanese Classics in summer of 2015, which was a very easy experience. Ownership has had a couple of headaches, such as when power steering components were hard to come by and when I got grilled by border agents going into and leaving Canada (and when I got pulled over by cops for driving on…

Yeah, eyes rolling back up into the head should be a sign too.

Right, the Sports(-)Journalism Burkeplex is all a paranoid delusion.

So you write an article where your father, also presumably a Burke, reminds you to mention an article about Doris Burke with a video at the top featuring Madelyn Burke.

Don’t forget “unsteadily walk it off.”

I’m sorry; I can’t watch the video because I don’t have the internet. If I send a SASE and $9.95, will you please mail me the VHS?

Someone here just added “es” to the existing “Taurus” on a wagon example and the resulting “Tauruses” cracked me up way more than it should have.

75%

IMO, having your own mobile hotel room is the best way to AVOID bed bugs.

Currently have Lexus/Toyota wheels with Toyota badge center caps on my Honda. All beige enough that no one’s noticed as far as I know.