I guess it’s something that happens when you’re watching YoutubeTV?

Okay, Emma, but I think the question we’re all dying to have answered is, is the company patriotic?

Great job. I just intended to take a brief break from cleaning rat turds out of our rat palace and yet couldn’t tear myself away from the screen. My Carolina roots and mild obsession with Torch might have played a role.

“Seniors Budget Moving,” eh? This is why they shouldn’t be allowed to drive!!!

Not required in NC, but basically everyone takes it because it’s the only way to get a learner’s permit before you’re 18.

I think you mean tool of the week. Irony, on the other hand, is the tool of the month.

There is a red Datsun 2000/Fairlady roadster with gold wheels just down the street from me now (probably not this exact one) that makes a compelling case.

+1

Is it the same guy?

I had a tough situation where I picked up my car from getting an estimate at an auto shop and had a new dent slightly larger than the smaller dent in this story. I actually didn’t end up needing any work done at the shop and it was an open lot, so I didn’t think that they were liable or even necessarily responsible.…

coach?

Is that a wooden phallus that he’s wearing above that pouch?

I believe “discourse” is the closest thing to a verb form for disquisition.

To use in a crime. Maximum beigeness can be a benefit.

How about a first generation VW GTI?

It’s already been debadged, rebadged with Silvia and Jaguar badges for who the fuck knows why and had ugly wheels put on it. This is not an unmolested unicorn.

That Hitler Cruze...

Japanese Classics has had a few for sale over the years. Not to mention all the ones in that separate super-hoard in VA.

A swing and a miss.

Blow her back out then I mack out, freak the keys to the Lex