Turned into hamburger in some god-forsaken jungle by Charlie, you sick fuck.

Walking with an 86 lb. bucket for an hour? Mildly impressive

It looks like one of those doodle mixes to me, which are definitely not known for their intelligence (not that it’s the dog’s fault).

And for some Kinja Today Synergy: http://deadspin.com/police-michael-floyd-was-drunk-enough-for-mandatory-ja-1790374606

Is the tarmac wavy in the first image or are the car’s tires melting into it?

Your name is “Shat” and you go with “Rain” as your handle?

You’re right. You’d need big old grit silos anchoring each corner of the stadium for it to work. Brb, grabbing my crayons and construction paper

One of the car mags did a comparison at the time between the GTI, the Focus SVT, the Nissan Sentra SE-R, and the Civic Si. While generally slower than the others, it did have the best 30-70 time, probably because of VTEC, and was also called “too refined,” which, yeah, is maybe why they seem more attractive than the…

Staff should have watched the video that shows that even a pasty Englishman can rip an apple if done correctly. “If you twist you fail. Twisting equals tears.”

I think the McMansion/tuner-car combo says more about Ontario

And it will canoe!

Hatch for life. Hard to find a shot from overhead, but it has a beautiful taper to the roof too.

It’s posted by AL.com, but same difference.

UCSD alum here and let me tell you, the absence of a mediocre DII football team on campus completely ruined the experience for me.

They sometimes play 2 games and use the aggregate score. It’s on the graphic.

Yes, still do not understand the point of that for an athletic man with presumably rock hard pecs. Preventing nipple chafage?

While in Chapel Hill, have you tracked down the Ferrari 250 GTO owner that resides there?

Fresh Market is NOT a cut rate Whole Foods. It has little to do with organic or all natural to any degree greater than the average grocery store. It’s just an upscale market that’s supposed to be reminiscent of European open air markets.

Yes! And Nick Denton IS Hulk Hogan!

Because Mork has correctly deduced that Emma Baccellieri is a pen name for another Deadspin writer, Ashley Feinberg.