If the Californians had named their little panning stations “Joe Blow’s Gold Mine,” maybe they would have been first instead. All about positive thinking

The only experience I’ve had buying a used car, the manager showed me legit-looking paperwork that showed how much he’d paid for the car so I could see how much he was supposedly making. Is that real or yet another trick somehow?

The actual response wasn’t much better. From the Indy Week (http://www.indyweek.com/indyweek/were-…):

There was one of these for sale in my area when my ex was looking for a car. It had like 190k miles, but they were “highway miles” and it looked pretty clean. The fact that I couldn’t successfully teach her to drive a manual in time to buy this car is one of my greatest regrets.

Akran Sas, Cincinnati Chili’s less disgusting cousin.

Yeah, I returned to my college bookstore after about 10 years and saw that the computer section now also sells XBoxes. Shouldn’t have been surprised since they added gaming rooms to the library about 8 years ago. That being said, I’m still using a set of tupperware-like food storage containers that I bought from the…

I like substituting a “ç” for the “c” in Buick Enclave/Ençlave and imagining that it’s the most racist car ever or bent on world domination.

Let’s reminisce

If you’re going to do this, you need to take your keys and hide them under a rock somewhere or in the wheel well. Prove that there is absolutely no intent to operate the vehicle. Better to sleep in the back seat too. I think some cops would still be dicks and charge you if they thought that they could prove that you…

I’ve seen her, but honestly can’t picture her right now. Just an NC State fan that rolls his eyes when a famous man in his 20s gloats on Twitter about how he’s finally lost his virginity (and thereby served God, I guess?).

God damn. Kaepernick could easily be a (near literal) fuckboy like Russell Wilson and instead he uses his platform to say something meaningful. Respect.

I’ll put sexy dance juking against Brazilian capoeira any day of the week.

On the BBC, the commentators said he was putting sponges full of cold water into his shorts to keep himself cool. Are you saying the sponges, and by extension the commentators, were full of shit?

Yeah, and i’ve been kicked out of the gym for wearing jeans. It really is different being rich.

I’m guessing drug dealer/trafficker.

Remember when they sold these through special little kiosks in REI? I think that hey cost 5-10 $, but they were also printed on cool waterproof paper that you could put in the bottom of your canoe

Hey, you want to try to put a pair of knickers and some riding pants on your horse, be my guest.

I walked around high school for four years in agony because of this stigma (and the Morningstar farms and hummus and cheese sandwiches). When will it end?! Someone had to say something!

How do you think the Greeks wrestled? Embrace homoeroticism! I’d say that they can wear a cup in sports where getting kicked in the testicles would put them at a disadvantage.

It depends on the legality or permissibility of Performance Enhancing Oleos such as vaseline.