I was driving west across the country once, staying at campgrounds. One evening, somewhere in the southwest, but just before mosquito country ended, I decided to head to the grocery store to get some taco supplies as a nice change from my usual can of soup. I got the crunchy shells, the cheese, the beans, the lettuce,…
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So you’re saying that they need to merge them into one super-team called that Jolts in order to ultimately revive the dead soda brand and bring America into a hyper-caffeinated fever dream future?
And why is Mark Corrigan working in that newsroom?!
Well, if you turn it on its side, it kind of looks like an infinity symbol.
Yeah, whether it will receive the death penalty or simply a life sentence of inadequate government funding.
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This is disturbing.
Ugh, fine. Is this what you’re talking about: http://deadspin.com/5820417/hey-th…
Nailed it.
Damn sulk!
It’s a mammal, and what’s a mammary if not a straw connected to what da Vinci breathtakingly described as a “perpetual milk machine?”
Couldn’t you just have an audible component of the turn signal that is different for right and left? You could program it to say, “To the right, to the right, to the right… to the left, to the left, to the left” or “port” and “starboard” or just have “bong”s of different frequency.
A referee isn’t just a man, he’s a representation of the authority of the league.
Real justice will only come when Gisele Bundchen, in leather catsuit, slips into McNally’s house in the middle of the night and snaps his neck in the sexiest way possible.
Could expand this to everyone that has a car that is capable of going around a corner at greater than 10 mph that refuses to go around a corner at greater than 10 mph.
OMG! He was killed in action?! : (
Okay, but do you have any advice for how to tell someone that they need to change their kissing? Try to lead by example, perhaps? Kind of feeling guilty that I didn’t tell the last overly-aggressive tonguer that she needed to cut it out.
Unless he was fucking the goat, I don’t see what the problem was.
This is weird because I felt inexplicably more attracted to Steffi Graf from this picture.