In addition to all of the comments that came before me: there is a non-insignificant statement made in referring to Chinese people as “they” and the New Yorker offices (ostensibly) as “us.” (Is the statement “we do not hire Chinese people?” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Your scrambling for self-defense is just as cute a look for you as your inane “lol gotcha checkmate atheists” type comment was (the first OR second time).

You know what’s pretty obviously dismissive is copy-pasting the same inane answer to multiple different comments.

Go somewhere that’s not your house or your strip mall.

It worked out fine for me, and I didn’t even need the “it’s in sushi” selling point. It’s just something my family ate, culturally.

Either way, as long as those seaweed-eatin’ freaks aren’t human.

I’m Japanese and grew up with my mom throwing seaweed packets in with my lunch as a snack. (And now I post comments on Kinja, so, maybe you’re right.)

I’m Japanese, and my mom packed seaweed packets in my lunch, so maybe these Alaskan children are also Japanese (or otherwise Asian, or otherwise appreciative of/have parents who are appreciative of Asian food).

No. I’m just a true child of God.

And you know how she deals with all those people? By not being here to make friends. Checkmate atheists.

You can acknowledge that All Saints were great in their own right while accepting that Spice Girls were the world’s undisputed foremost purveyors of Girl Power in the mid to late 1990s

Nobody else will agree with you, but I will, and we can take this plunge together.

Where did you paste this from? Interesting journalistic choice to refer to Conrad by first name but Michelle by last.

Does having sex with Trump mean that I have to forego the very clear opportunity and Not murder him immediately afterwards?

LOCKSMITH!?!??!?

Ohhhhh. I stand corrected, and fully exposed as a Dumbass Nerd who doesn’t know jock abbreves!

“SI has always been and will always be about the models”

Weirdly I thought that Sports Illustrated was a magazine about athletes and sports? Apparently this is incorrect?

C’mon, now, Pauley, don’t you have some NCIS shoots to be at? Or some homeless people to get “attacked” by?

Right?? Like, not that this is at the current cutting edge of fashion, but has this caption-writer never heard of kogyaru??