Skipping out on Schitt’s Creek because “ohhhh the title is ~edgy~” is your loss.

Sorry the women’s jokes are too difficult for ya, Porschebro

Considering Michelle Williams was named after a member of Destiny’s Child it seems like she ought to follow their careers more closely

It’s just really strange to me that 1) he would bother to write out bad, nonsensical Spanish when it’ll get fixed anyway, so may as well write what he actually wants to say in English and then wait for a translator; and 2) some rando on the internet is so passionately defending his inexplicable choices.

Ok but by your interpretation, Tony Kushner bothered to write out crappy dictionary Spanish for literally no reason, since he would have expected the script to get revised. Do you think he was that desperate to embarrass himself in front of the legend Rita Moreno?

HOMES in West Virginia have MEN’S AND WOMEN’S BATHROOMS?????

No way, my money’s on Braydyn or Kayeleighe. Tiffanie is on Mathletes but I’ve seen her skipping gym class behind the bleachers.

I’m Japanese. I grew up in Tokyo. My dad’s worked there as a translator and copywriter for decades. (If you and your creepy pals could get a woman to sleep with them, I’d basically be one of your kids.) I know the Buruma type because they were at my house all the time, but I’m glad your unfounded and wrong assumptions…

The gradient backdrop does not tell me “antique.” It tells me “noooooo, don’t update that computer, it’s the only one that still runs Microsoft Publisher!!!”

Why yes! He has written a handful of books on the subject.

Ian Buruma is yet more evidence that we should never trust any white man who is obsessed with Japan, even when what we’re trusting them with has nothing to do with it. White men who are obsessed with Japan are Bad. News. All the time. Every time.

WHEN shall we return to Transylvania, HUH!?

THIS IS INCREDIBLE, thank you for this dedicated profile of Tsubasa/Shion, the bar-none greatest Terrace House couple of all time (feat. Tsubasa, bar-none greatest Terrace House housemate of all time).

That sounds good to me!

Wow! You must be super chill about bigotry in contemporary politics. Goodbye!

Not if you’re competing against the world’s best tennis player, for one.

Oh boy! Do you really think I’ll make worst???

Thanks! I’m glad you were able to find that in your mom.

Yes, everything I say is deadly serious. Women are incapable of ever joking (except, apparently, your mom when she gave birth to you).

Certainly, it was unintentional, because women may not be assholes but they sure are dumb!