Please see yourself in the mirror. Please see your mother and ask, just, why???

Yes! You were wrong indeed. Thank you for sharing your correction with the group.

No, no women, just you.

I was going to say! Teen girls have been committing suicide since long before Virgin Suicides came out, just like white people have been coming to Japan to make themselves feel more interesting at the expense of an entire race of people they can’t see as human since long before Lost In Translation came out.

In high school I worked part-time at a McDonald’s in Tokyo. One day before my weekend breakfast shift I was feeling a little woozy, but I had made plans to hang out with my friends that afternoon that I wasn’t going to cancel on, so my superior nihonjin work ethic kicked in and I went in for the three or four hours I…

Thanks! Next stop: no longer inherently deserving sexual harassment! My star is on the rise!

Yeah I’m too dumb to understand what the hell “are you are a free harrassment bitch” means. Am I am, Sam-I-Am, I’m a free bitch, baby!

I am the typical bitch! That’s what I’ve been telling you this whole time and it took you several posts to figure it out. Looks like I’m not the only illiterate here, my dear little weeaboo.

She’s scrambling!!! You KNOW a dumbass like me loves to watch Mensa geniuses squirm!!!

I will, and you stay mad with no friends.

Yeah, clearly that’s what it is, if you have to respond to every single one of us saying “I didn’t write that” but you can’t manage to actually say what it is you meant. Anyway, I’ll continue to not get molested at my workplace, just to spite you, even if it’s what a dumbass bimbo like me deserves.

Here’s the thing: I’m dumber than a fucking doornail—like, not a put-on, I’m just straight-up fucking stupider than anyone you’ll ever meet—and I still don’t deserve to get raped or sexually harassed at work.

as sassy as wearing onesie pajamas to tape RuPaul’s Drag Race.

*scrambles out from behind pile of notebooks labeled “Diaphena’s 9 to 5 reboot ideas”*

Constance Wu NEEDS. to be involved with this project.

Nobody needs some Brandon telling them they “love them <3" over Instagram. That’s so creepy and off-putting. CEOs are psychopaths!

Through his eyeballs.

DuJour means seatbelts! DuJour means crash positions!!

Who are you??

Donald Faison, after his contributions to humanity in the form of DuJour, will do whatever he wants, as far as I’m concerned.

The cat-shaped apartment has a “no pets” rule.