This ignorant musical is so culturally appropriative of real feline culture

HAHAHAH, WOOOOOOOOW. Your link just makes me grateful to my parents for keeping me out of the Japanese school system growing up in Tokyo. I’m biased, but I can’t think of any “first-world country” that needs more help understanding the humanities.

“Grabby Giffords?” That’s some shade right there.

#NOTALLNONSUGAREATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is certainly an “easier said than done” secret!

I had been living stateside for years before I realized the genius multilevel punnery of the Sleepy’s slogan, “For the Rest of your Life.” Like, not only will the mattress last the rest of your life, but you’ll have the greatest rest you have experienced in your lifetime... It’s too clever for how hokey that jingle…

This is horrible and a real bummer. Within the past year or so I’d seen a lot of old Mormon classmates on my Facebook having discussions about LDS acceptance of LGBTQ people/members (granted we’re all in our 20s and grew up at least partially overseas, so the Morms I know tend to lean relatively progressive). As a…

Yeah, well, I also knew a guy who was like that, but even worse. So take that.

Oh man, Grandma Huang vs. Pops is a toughie (I love your Diane’s Plan All Along theory, though, because let’s be real, Diane is probably God). I’m inclined to say Grandma Huang triumphs with some sneaky emotional destruction—she keeps her cards way closer to her chest, and can be waaaay more devastating. (Additional…

Full disclosure: I don’t watch Nashville. But Fresh Off the Boat and Black-ish are EXCELLENT

LOVED Rhonda’s all-black-down-to-the-gloves-and-boots ensemble, topped off by... the lighthouse-level brightness that is her blond blue-eyed head.

Gay people: get fucked.

Gay people: get fucked.

Well, it’s a relief to know they learned at a proper Cotillion and not one of those grubby community centers or something.

O, the fond memories of Electric Sliding down the promenade with your betrothed before dusk! Whatever happened to good old-fashioned courtship?

tried to introduce formal dances, like the waltz or the hustle

Aw shit, I didn’t even notice they were open-toe until you mentioned it! Dealbreaker. :T

POLL: is it possible for Japanese people to have regular sensibilities, the same way white people can be sensible, or are they automatically “Japanese sensibilities” by virtue of the bamboo hut surrounded by perfectly-arranged rocks that the Japanese person certainly must have come from?

I get that Gawker needs occasional ~craaaazy Japan~ pageclicks, but come on, reportage about a handbook written like 60 years ago? COME ON. Japan has enough white perverts flocking to get a taste of that “crazy, repressed hentai culture.” Japan does not NEED THIS.

YES, the other time I lost it was any time he brings up SHIT WE AIN’T NEVA SEEN BEFOAH.

Oh wow, really!? That’s amazing!! I LITERALLY thought I was the only one. I’d love to hear some more! Could you list them!?