I officially lost it at “IT’S GOTTA BE A TUNER OR SOMETHIN BRO.” Who knew, back when I was living by Fenway fahkin’ Pahk and hating all the drunk Sox fans pissing on my stoop, that I’d come to miss and love Massachusetts accents so much once I’d left Boston???

Aw man, I was hoping this article would be more validating of the way Gugu Mbatha-Raw cured Nate Parker’s fear of flying in Beyond the Lights.

WHAT DID THEY DO TO BETH DITTO??? Why does she look like she’s crying???? This is a grave injustice. She has to fight to be taken seriously anyway, she doesn’t need this Hole “Live Through This” Cover ass makeup.

Thanks! It does make me feel better to hear that I’m doing better than it looks to me like I’m doing, so I really appreciate hearing from you.

I work in print publishing, so honestly, it’s a miracle I’m even working at all! Right now I’m about a year and a half into a pretty specialized position that I wouldn’t feel comfortable leaving for several years (and I mean, even if I were to leave, where am I gonna go? To all the other print publishers that are all…

I’m in Chicago, and 2000 is just what I get in my bank account—my full salary is about 35k.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, everyone is telling me “great job on $200/month” when I wrote it wrong in my post and now Kinja won’t let me edit it. I feel like a gross liar! I am NOT saving $200/month! I am depositing $200 from my paycheck, and then halfway through the month when I get into the double-digit checking account…

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, everyone is telling me “great job on $200/month” when I wrote it wrong in my post and now Kinja won’t let me edit it. I feel like a gross liar! I am NOT saving $200/month! I am depositing $200 from my paycheck, and then halfway through the month when I get into the double-digit checking account figure,…

I really appreciate your saying I’m “doing great,” but what ends up happening is that I’ll deposit $200 from my checking into my savings from my paycheck and then when it gets midway through the month and I’m struggling for groceries, I withdraw it right back. So I’m not doing great! I’m doing horribly!

EliteDaily prints????????????????????????

I make about 2000 a month—which isn’t a ton, but it’s a lot better than I’ve ever done in my shitty 26 years of life—and after rent, bills, student loan payments, therapy (which the therapist is already seeing me at 50% of her usual rate), the inevitable couple of nights of takeout when I’m on my period, and maybe a…

Right, and you don’t see why they should run their mouths about bra sizes, either.

Please stay out of Japanese class and go to remedial English class.

I hope someday you are able to find joy in literally anything at all!

The only thing your posts makes me want to do is run into you in person someday so I can laugh so hard and loud, you straight-up pass out.

How dare you. Most people in the fashion industry don’t care what it is that fat women are wearing, as long as the fat women themselves are charred ash at the bottom of a mass grave.

Sure, but even if a Poor wanted to walk the distance to go see a doctor in Brazil there’s no guarantee they could get time off from their fast-food job (or what have you) without losing their position entirely.

Aww, Kevin, you can show me your bacon! (If you wanna show anyone else your bacon, check with them first.)

Abso-lutelyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Awww, you can totally have a wonky lash and still land it like fresh tilapia. Gia Gunn knows!