Maybe Gavin finally saw the light and decided he didn’t need to put up with Gwen’s love of cultural appropriation anymore

Anyone that has a problem with vocal fry can eat my vocal fries. They’re extra salty!

Wow. I’m a piece-of-shit extrovert through-and-through, but I got over the “shitting on the well-liked quiet girls in order to feel better about myself” business by the time I picked up my high school diploma. I’m sad to hear that Susan Cain is choosing to use her platform to spread petty teenage-level misinformation…

This is such a good point and I never thought of it. I can’t think of how often in school my can’t-stop-talking ass wished I were more like my quiet, reserved, and well-liked best friend.

People like us never had the time or focus to reflect in solitude and attune our psychic energy to our internal needs! If we cannot ascend to righteous introversion and all the godliness and superiority therein, surely it is not our own fault.

Shoot, that would explain my garbage psychic energy. I’m mixed, so I grew up adapting my behavior to groups; when I’m around my mom’s family I speak Japanese, and when I’m around my dad’s family, I speak English. Good to confirm my deep-seated multiracial complex that in neither case am I an authentic person!

Yeah? Well why don’t you go TALK ABOUT IT to all the FRIENDS YOU HAVE, USELESS EXTROVERTED ENDLESS GARBAGE-SPEAKER?????? /s

I’m still holding out for her follow-up, “Why Extroverts Have No Depth or Value (And How They Can Live With Being Shit-Filled Hollow Shells of Negligible Psychic Energy).”

I also am grossed out by Terrence Howard, and FWIW watching Empire makes me feel really great because his character is so through-and-through despicable in it.

Yes! Three times the noise, three times the cuteness, right?????????

I’m the Absolute Fucking Worst, so I would make direct eye contact with the parents and join in on the shrieking contest (I’m a 26-year-old fat woman with much lung power).

Sorry, but I’d still rather ride with “people who Placeholder thinks look like scumbags but have passed extensive background checks” than “people who work for a company whose background checks are famously less extensive than their competitors’.” Personal preference, I guess!

Yeah! Clearly the solution is to go with the company that everybody knows doesn’t background check at all to begin with!

Yes! I felt bad for my kneejerk reaction to the top picture being “Maria Bamford, you genius troll.”

FREE MEGYN

Calvin Harris is livin’ in a world of fools tearin’ us down when they all should let us be, tbh.

AHHHH, you don’t even have to make up your own song on the spot because there is totally a song about having BILLS YOU GOTTA PAY, and it is really great.

Well, considering they seem pretty clear about not wanting to hire POC...

ALMOST?! “Almost” is not “no periods.” I don’t need to be going about my business for months and months and then have Aunt Flo guerilla drop in on me. Aaaaaaah!!!!!!

Before anyone gets the wrong idea about Nikki Haley, a reminder that she is an anti-choice governor who consistently votes for 24-hour waiting periods and pre-abortion ultrasounds!