Ahhh, OK, I was confused. This is much clearer! Thank you, and your old work sounds creepy and I’m glad that you got out!

Sorry, confused: hair had to be flat-ironed or curled? So if you had straight hair you had to curl it, and if you had curly hair you had to straighten it?

Jezebel, what the fuck are you even trying to do to me this morning?

You cared enough to comment though

My well-intentioned white dad was a pretty, like how do I put this, “well-intentioned white dad” about a lot of my internal racial issues, but this one he got right for sure!

YES. The cover of the book he’s in features Sean Lennon.

UGH, I feel this comment HARD, especially the “feeling like a total outsider at cultural events” part. Sometimes I think I should wear a sign around my neck that says “I’M ACTUALLY NIKKEI, NOT JUST A WEIRD FANGIRL/FETISHIST, I DON’T EVEN WATCH AN ANIME I S2G.” Not to mention this was the story of my life growing up…

Glad I could help! Find the book, it’s gorgeous and important!

I’m responding to plug the book that these photos came from, Part Asian, 100% Hapa! I had it as an awkward white-passing Asian teen, it was vital. http://www.amazon.com/Part-Asian-100…

What you doing in here, Kris? Don’t you have some momaging to do?

I hope Lil Mama is paying royalties to those Tumblr teens

In other words, you got the joke of the movie!

Sorry for the trouble, but I need this explained to me. You’re mad at people for getting you gifts that YOU put on YOUR registry, just because you don’t think they’re expensive enough gifts? But you chose them, and put them on the registry, which is a closed list of gifts that you suggest to your wedding guests that…

Wouldn't it be just soooo horrible and sad if Scott Walker got murdered and nobody reported it?

OH MY GOD, BECKY.

OP is gonna be suuuuuuper embarrassed when he learns what "average" means.

I only got into eyebrow pencil within the last year or so and y'know, I wouldn't have thought that eyebrow shading is as face-brightening and youthful-ening (?) as it is! If you look at someone like Cara Delevigne (granted that she is a Youth), though, you can tell she would look a lot older if her eyebrows were…

I'm actually bummed you haven't responded (likely because you are embarrassed at being an internet rando who race-polices strangers), because I am totally curious as to what part of what I said made you so upset.

Keep telling myself I have one Asian parent and one white parent and look more like my white parent?

You missed the part where Sarah Slocum referred to this as a "hate crime!" That's the best part if you love entitled goons!