I wish I knew more about rum to appreciate this even more. My only experience with rum comes with holes in my memory...

They give it to you with a nice lil' blunt. That's nice. It's the little things.

Was it just me, or did you spend most of the time looking at 1914?

Shake your dinoflagellates!

Those patterns look terrible... but the paint is awesome.

"Hey there buddy, cutting me in half? That's just fine, I like to be cut in ha~ no, not segments! Nooooo...."

Skoda is mostly just confused. "Why are you screaming, small human?"

Spider-Dog, Spider-Dog

You want sexy music to go with your foodporn? Here goes:

I came to this story from a link on facebook. Probably wouldn't have found it otherwise. That's why.

Here's the speech in its entirety, for anyone who hasn't seen it.

another one from him that I think is great is "Last Request"

Oh I don't get to do anything fun AT work.

Off topic, but has anyone heard the brand new Jessie J/Ariana Grande/Nicki Minaj song? Goddamn, those women can sing.

I find her to be a complete sweetheart and a pretty competent actress, but I've never internally raged more than when I heard her sample "Personal Jesus"

"Stars - they're just like us!"

If uranium came in fruit flavors, I'd probably try some.

Does the 5 second rule also apply to dick?

WHY YOU OPEN THE CURTAINS THEY CAN SEE YOU NOW