Or this...

Don't ever use "FIFA" and "credibility" in the same sentence.

I sort of want to replace the word "floating" with the phrase "moving at such high velocity they are constantly falling over the horizon."

The woman was later charged with possession.

Funny thing about a flying shoe is that you can't really tell if the foot is still inside.

The earth expands, which forces the atmosphere to expand, thinning it out. During this time, people who clearly didn't read the original article before commenting are granted a precious fraction of a second or so to go back and try again.

It's not premature, it's efficient!

Everybody wants to debunk paranormal phenomenon by saying "there's a rational explanation ". Well, duh, of course there is. But that doesn't mean the explanation is any less fascinating or awesome than the idea of ghosts. If anything it's kind of cooler.

But its fun as hell at 13 year olds slumber parties until someone cries.

You were... a long time ago.

Nuuuuuupe!

7 years ago:
Me: "Hey, this digital camera has a screen on the front of the camera so you can see yourself when taking photos!"
My friends: "Hahaha, what are you going to use that for, taking photos of yourself? That's so sad!"

This whole article is racist. We should treat all eggs the same.

After 60 seconds all I heard was:

And it is Justinian too!

This isn't half as frightening as the Bieberonic plague that's overwhelming the country right now.

I'm just gonna leave a picture of Jesse Williams here because we, as a group, deserve nice things every once in a while.

But at least von Hohenlohe is culturally curious

In-sex-ion?