en el camino se encuentran uno o varios transeúntes pasando la calle y el coche se sale de control y no puede frenar. A un lado hay un barranco y al otro un camión cuya colisión es inevitable

How did I never know about this?!?! You’re a god.

Oh I don't get to do anything fun AT work.

Off topic, but has anyone heard the brand new Jessie J/Ariana Grande/Nicki Minaj song? Goddamn, those women can sing.

I find her to be a complete sweetheart and a pretty competent actress, but I've never internally raged more than when I heard her sample "Personal Jesus"

"Stars - they're just like us!"

Does the 5 second rule also apply to dick?

WHY YOU OPEN THE CURTAINS THEY CAN SEE YOU NOW

Or this...

Don't ever use "FIFA" and "credibility" in the same sentence.

The woman was later charged with possession.

But at least von Hohenlohe is culturally curious

Billy Ray Mullet. You get all the cookies for this.

It is not acceptable to mock any person for having suffered. ... When you end up in the psych ward or rehab I'll be happy to visit you.. and would not lower myself to mock you.

Naw, man. Just spread the word that everyone should treat their first girlfriend like they're not ashamed of her. If she's good enough to bang, if she's good enough to give you rides, if she's good enough that you like crashing on her futon and having her make you coffee, then she's good enough to meet your mother.