No one was being sensitive with their logic or thinking until you said that... now I feel sorry for the dammed walrus too.

When its put like this, it makes me kind of sad for the Walrus. He's actually looking for a friend.

My new favorite game has been deleting Facebook friends. It feels as exhilarating as adding them used to be.

I think your kid was trying to warm up the place by introducing warmer air.

Woah woah woah, entire country? haha it's 80 degrees here in So Cal.

Because you are Teh Perfect Woman.

This whole video just described my GF to a T. I need to show her this in the nicest way possible...

I usually flip to the cool side of the pillow and stick a foot out from under the covers and then I drift off.

Ethereal and ephemeral.

Oh hell yes. I want. I want bad.

"If you're wondering where heaven on Earth is, it's in China."

Gawd. Nothing like watching someone who knows what he/she is doing. Grace, confidence, competence — yeah, porn. Artisan porn.

Relevant.

LOL

I'm fat. All my running is in slow motion.

Thank you for introducing me to Glove and Boots.... there goes my productivity level for the day!

Easy way to get stoned amirite?

Yeah, you can find the Carmenere here. It's nice.

Damn, this is a good point.

I think I'll just go to a wine tasting and use this logic. "This wine has just a hint of getting-me-drunker-than-before, so I give it a 10/10!"