Cable Guy on the phone "Yeah I should still be there between 8 am and 6 pm"

I believe you need baseball bats or some sort of large object to "beat the dead horse" correctly.

FCK 5-O

I like the SX/4s they just look mean in my mind.

I have always wanted to grab a 2 door Eagle beef up the suspension a bit, get some power (somehow) out of the motor and go rally racing with it.

Even though she is not a Red Head, I would have had to nickname her "Fire Crotch"

Sliding!

Your Fail Ship has arrived in port. Surprisingly, intact.

The biggest loss he will take is when Uncle Sam catches wind of this.

I do not entirely believe that she is big breasted. In fact, I believe it is a ruse by the Defense to make her look big breasted. I ask the court to make her take off her top to see if in fact, her breasts are the size they display themselves as.

AMX hands down.

Or at the bottom of the flange where his foot would be, mount a big disk or another wheel, and just kick to keep it spinning.

Wouldn't it be racist if Oprah put on a White face with a Black star over her eye?

Ah, the Monticello, MN Nuclear Power Plant. Right in my back yard.

The scariest episode of X-Files when I watched it as a youngster was from "Detour" in season 5. The creatures from the woods, nicknamed "Moth Men" by the locals, for something reason scared the shit out of me. And the ending was the best.

If you want to start a flame war with Ferrari loyalists, just leave some of their fuel line connections a little loose.

Slap a turbo on that sucker, and bring it to the US in an AWD version. Yummy.

To start, I am a Wild fan ever since we lost our North Stars to Norm Green. I loved watching Boogaard come out on the ice and not do a damm thing other then hunt for someone that was causing trouble. There will always be a place in my heart for him in hockey. I am truely sad because of his passing.

Jees, that second video was definitely a Laraque fanboy made video. Haha

Garry Larson will be in contact with you shortly ;)