The people of Charlie Hebdo definitely didn't deserve what happened, but this isn't an issue of free speech, its an issue of actions have consequences. Far too often people will talk out of line, say something or do something that reflects poorly on them, and then they try to use "free speech" as a Get Out of Trouble…

This is an important discovery. That being said, science may never determine how many repetitions of the chorus of "Tootsee Roll" it takes to get to the center of madness.

James Dolan defies electrophysics by being repulsive to everybody.

I really enjoyed your article and feel that you have truly captured the essence of the experience. Not that were the same, I'm a bi male with a heavy persuasion towards men, but I sympathize with you. Even if your comfortable with yourself, coming out to new people is pretty much always associated with that…

I can't believe as adults we are having a "throwing acid on people is wrong" conversation. You learnt that shit on Batman fools.

Not surprising. The Irish have been fraudulently attending bowl games for years.

Feel terrible for those kids. Hope the offending parties get the book thrown at them.

Paul: Ghost! Help!

I would hate to deliver a pizza to a house that promised "licky dogs" to be honest. I like dogs. I have a dog. But I don't want to be licked by ANY dog, particularly ones that aren't mine, and particularly if I have to pretend to be nice about it instead of pushing the dog off me like I'd want to. Maybe you didn't…

May this GIF live forever.

Kind of ironic that this ad campaign will be shot down because the NFL isn't happy that somebody is using their images without permission.

I believe Ripp when he says "his 'Ho' paintings are a reflection on Smartphone social media being a "new site of aggression and anxiety in the age of the 'virtual male gaze,' where the archetypal macho painter has been emasculated." But that doesn't make it better. By his own admittance he's reducing a person—Ho—into…

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. The Pistons are a bit touchy about the whole 'cancer' thing, careful Albert."

GODDAMNIT I KNEW YOU WERE JOKING. IN MY HEART. BUT MY BRAIN JUST COULDN'T ACCEPT YOUR GENIUS.

Smoke enough weed, and everything tastes like cookies and weed.

YES!!!!! Everyone hates on that movie, but I love it and I LOVE that scene.

That African American studies thing reminds me of Bamboozled, tbh.

Update: And DC still cares more about its tire fire 3-10 football team... Which is a god damn shame.

Ina Garten is one of the few old school Food Network stars I can stand. Besides making good food without histrionics, I like it when her husband rolls up in his 7-series like a real Hamptons Gangsta

So moving on from my jokey reply, some actual thoughts on this. The Bullets/Wizards have such a small slice of this area because of a combination of factors.