That is insane. Even the dumbest PR calculus will tell you to shut the fuck up on this one and let it blow over. The cops do not have jurisdiction over NFL behaviors that don't violate the law. (Insert joke about not having jurisdiction over NFL behaviors that do violate the law.)

Players be acting like they perform NFL's labor.

Please oh please let RG3 end up with St. Louis and emerge as their franchise quarterback. This is what Dan Snyder deserves more than anything else.

OLD WHITE DUDES

Guys, guys, no need to argue. Starbucks and Dunkin' BOTH make garbage coffee.

I've always thought Wall was better. Irving is too one dimensional.

I haven't heard that in a long time. But as long as we are comparing the two teams, how much longer until people admit Wall is better than Irving?

You know when you really like an actor or artist and a story about them being a dick comes out which you just ignore because you want to still go on liking them? This is like that but opposite.

A condom-free existence is the best kind of existence. It's worth the procedure.

There are easily 10 billion possible ways for 51-54 outs to occur in a particular sequence in a baseball game.

It sure was 10 years ago and I imagine it's only gotten worse. And that's not even including the teeth-grindingly annoying PoliSci kids. Who all think they're going to be president someday so they need to make connections now. They practice their grip & grin on you. <shudder>

1. Shut up, person who sounds like Bill Simmons.

2. I'll feel bad for these poor, victimized Laker fans once my team (which has been in existence for about 40 years) wins a single fucking championship, ever.

I really want Kobe to end up leading the league in PPG on like 30 shots per 36 and a last place Lakers team. It would be comedic gold to watch some media praise him for leading the league in scoring while everyone else just laughs.

Bennett went on to say that he enjoyed his time in Cleveland and thinks it's a beautiful city.

And you're implying that I want a white mayor and that I'm some carpetbagger who just got to DC. I was born and raised there, inside the city limits. As far as Marion Barry, the fact that racists don't like him doesn't preclude the fact that there are dozens of legitimate reasons to label him the worst mayor DC has…

No, they don't.

I once went on a date with a guy who stiffed a waitress on her tip and I never spoke to him again. Please explain to me how someone marries and has children with someone willing to throw a chicken at another human being who is waiting on them? Also, the manager from that story was a huge asshat.

I couldn't handle capers either until I was introduced to baby capers. They are softer and not quite as strongly flavoured, so you don't get that awful crunch when you bite down on one, but a teaspoon slightly mushed goes beautifully in a dressing.

I feel like the anchovies might be a bit of umami overkill albeit a delicious one. They probably wouldn't necessarily substitute for what the capers are doing though. The point of the capers is to add acidity and brightness, so if you omit them, add a bit more lemon or a splash of sherry vinegar.

STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU SO MUCH DANIEL RADCLIFFE.