You're both wrong. A scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me.

I... what?

I wish there were a word to describe food that's non-industrial, small-batch, and generally made with care and attention by a human person, but without the twee, vomitous affectation that artisanal has. Because I am, by and large, a fan of a****anal food. Lots of it is good and interesting and worth putting in your…

I very much enjoy coffee that tastes more-than-vaguely of rum.

Two low-arced threes goin craaazy

Having lived exactly that: not like this.

perhaps. . . but it's impossible and it's a strategy that has LONG since outlived its ability to mean anything as literally EVERYONE on the planet now knows that it is impossible to remove the researcher from the research. Further, it seems to somehow insinuate that the academy itself is value neutral. Again…

Why exactly is ongoing collective action protesting a cop murdering something and examples of the reactionary attitudes that encourage that type of behaviour a less important news story than a fucking baseball game? GOOD SENSE OF PERSPECTIVE, SHITPILE!

And you get to feel superior and write a comment about Deadspin dissing the Cardinals and their fans. So you win, too!

She is alleging rape.

When a person regrets drunken, regretted sex, they go "oh man, I really regret that I consented to that."

When a person is raped, they talk about fear and shame, confusing feelings, difficulty reconciling the situation, etc.

Print that on a card for yourself for future reference.

And here we are complaining about the NFL's system of punishing its athletes. This idiot would have been suspended for eighteen games for doing something this heinous.

"I'm sorry, I think this woman is off her rocker. I think she's lost her mind," Smith said. "That's right, I said it."

I hope he at least said something awesome before he started swinging. I'd have gone with: "the rain of pain falls mainly on your face, mother fucker."

"Better after there is completely damning evidence released that will destroy our brand than never."

Whatever, Mr. Dungy.

It irks me as well. I was assaulted by a man that tried to rape me and I bit his face and then his tongue off. He was so horrified and his shouts were so satisfying that I have the event recorded in my mind in detail. I go to therapy because I supposedly have ptsd even though I was the victor in the event. I ran this…

You're right, you are free to choose to recline. You're also free to your opinion about it. But common courtesy says that if you're recline into someone else's space that they are currently occupying (as is the case with a very tall man like Thabeet), maybe you should consider being polite instead of being a child.

The guy's in a bulkhead, which means he already has more legroom than 95% of the people in coach. On top of that he's laying his seat all the way back into the lap of a person in the top 1% of leg length of all humans on the planet, and putting his feet on the walls for maximum dickishness. Just because something is…

Don't have a dog in the fight? Cool, then surely you're willing to defer to Native Americans who consider it a slur and want it changed!