YES!!!!! Everyone hates on that movie, but I love it and I LOVE that scene.

That African American studies thing reminds me of Bamboozled, tbh.

Update: And DC still cares more about its tire fire 3-10 football team... Which is a god damn shame.

Ina Garten is one of the few old school Food Network stars I can stand. Besides making good food without histrionics, I like it when her husband rolls up in his 7-series like a real Hamptons Gangsta

"A man with a father would've given a better interview." - Colin Cowherd.

John Wall = awesome dude

So moving on from my jokey reply, some actual thoughts on this. The Bullets/Wizards have such a small slice of this area because of a combination of factors.

That is insane. Even the dumbest PR calculus will tell you to shut the fuck up on this one and let it blow over. The cops do not have jurisdiction over NFL behaviors that don't violate the law. (Insert joke about not having jurisdiction over NFL behaviors that do violate the law.)

Players be acting like they perform NFL's labor.

Please oh please let RG3 end up with St. Louis and emerge as their franchise quarterback. This is what Dan Snyder deserves more than anything else.

OLD WHITE DUDES

"You guys have a cure to the virus that's decimating humanity? Be a lot cooler if you did."

Guys, guys, no need to argue. Starbucks and Dunkin' BOTH make garbage coffee.

I've always thought Wall was better. Irving is too one dimensional.

I haven't heard that in a long time. But as long as we are comparing the two teams, how much longer until people admit Wall is better than Irving?

You know when you really like an actor or artist and a story about them being a dick comes out which you just ignore because you want to still go on liking them? This is like that but opposite.

A condom-free existence is the best kind of existence. It's worth the procedure.

There are easily 10 billion possible ways for 51-54 outs to occur in a particular sequence in a baseball game.

It sure was 10 years ago and I imagine it's only gotten worse. And that's not even including the teeth-grindingly annoying PoliSci kids. Who all think they're going to be president someday so they need to make connections now. They practice their grip & grin on you. <shudder>

I really want Kobe to end up leading the league in PPG on like 30 shots per 36 and a last place Lakers team. It would be comedic gold to watch some media praise him for leading the league in scoring while everyone else just laughs.