DexKilo
DexKilo
DexKilo

Just remember, everyone. If there's an infinite number of universes, there's an infinite number of universes in which you are dating Scarlett Johansson.

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Let me list all the reasons why I love the International Players Anthem and why I believe it's one of the greatest tracks in hip-hop history:

The MRAs will always be #1 in my heart!

I think it has more to do with how militant they are about it. Me and my wife have gotten shit for giving our daughter formula. Our daughter was taking down full 9oz bottles 5 times daily by 5 weeks. You find me a woman who can produce that naturally and I will be shocked. We KNOW breastmilk is better. But some people

Yeah, I'm pretty uncomfortable with the twitter feminists category as well. As someone else pointed out more eloquently, it's obviously just a stand-in for feminism in general, but obviously they're too chicken shit to come out and say that (because even the most meat-headed realize condemning feminism as a whole is

C'mon guys, paleo dieters should be walking away with this. Cycling enthusiasts at least are doing something real; paleo dieters are pushing a stupid scam.

Woot! Team Cocaine, lets do this thing! We were so close in '80s VS '90s bracket last year.

Are we really fucking having this conversation?

An asteroid the size of nearly 5000 hacky-sack circles

I got my black mail on
I got my black gauntlets on
I got my helmet on
This shit's been too long

It will forever be my explanation for why I love fantasy so much!!!

New Shoshanna was killing me, loved it. "Bed is now?"

I knew there was something wrong with those shifty eyed dogs

Oh man, do they still make those lemon cooler cookies? That would be awesome.

I assume you mean the energy drink company. They're hiring drivers in the tri-state area.

I just have to tell you, as a former Warrant expert, that it is spelled Jani. :) All those posters that wallpapered my room in high school wouldn't lie to me!

Well, it sometimes did backfire if the person realized who Jane Lane was:

"I feel like I'd rather have a kid like me than a complete square incapable of taking risks, spending his entire life coloring inside the lines."