Thank you for showing some sense!!

Why do you assume the value is in the future sale of the house?

When they were calculating this, I'm pretty sure they forgot the $700/month student loan payment that people pay on top of their mortgage and car payments.

You forgot "Revolt!"

Exactly. The whole plane will get there at the same time, folks!

iTunesU lectures on my iPhone. I'm currently learning about the Early Middle Ages from Paul Freedman at Yale. It's at least as good as watching TV. (https://itunes.apple.com/us/course/earl…)

You can pay people for the mowing and shoveling.

NYC rates.

It's relatively easy to get your kid out of school for a trip if you can show it's educational. YMMV

Just start wearing the suit and tie more often at work as if it's your new style.

Shorter version: You lack empathy and might have sociopathic tendencies.

I wonder who could come up with a cheaper way to keep cool. Could it be … NASA?

Yes, he's an idiot.

Justin Bieber is incredibly dumb. He's so dumb, I can't even blame him for doing dumb things, because I know he can't help it. So let's all just let Bieber play with his paints and crayons or whatever, and pretend like it's not happening, m'kay? Don't blog about it. Don't tweet about it. Just move along.

Wear a hat, duh.

Boroughs. Right. Like Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx, New Jersey, and Philly.

One trick I've learned is to put on a paper towel on the bottom of an airtight plastic container before you put the strawberries inside. The paper towel absorbs the humidity and keeps strawberries from turning brown and soggy longer — up to about 2 weeks from my experience.

Did they fix the bloated iTunes yet?

Here's a broadly applicable tip: Don't take out more in college loans than your expected salary after graduation. This means, generally speaking, that if you stick to this rule, you can pay off your student loans in roughly 10 years by paying 10% (plus interest) of your salary. Business school student debts in the…

If only we all had higher-ups willing to egregiously police our bodies under the threat of implied career termination, right?