Justin Bieber is incredibly dumb. He's so dumb, I can't even blame him for doing dumb things, because I know he can't help it. So let's all just let Bieber play with his paints and crayons or whatever, and pretend like it's not happening, m'kay? Don't blog about it. Don't tweet about it. Just move along.

Wear a hat, duh.

Boroughs. Right. Like Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx, New Jersey, and Philly.

What bothers me most is the use of "average," which will be skewed by the size of huge mansions owned by a small percentage of the population. A better comparison would be "median" floor area, where 50% of homes are larger and smaller.

One trick I've learned is to put on a paper towel on the bottom of an airtight plastic container before you put the strawberries inside. The paper towel absorbs the humidity and keeps strawberries from turning brown and soggy longer — up to about 2 weeks from my experience.

Did they fix the bloated iTunes yet?

Here's a broadly applicable tip: Don't take out more in college loans than your expected salary after graduation. This means, generally speaking, that if you stick to this rule, you can pay off your student loans in roughly 10 years by paying 10% (plus interest) of your salary. Business school student debts in the…

If only we all had higher-ups willing to egregiously police our bodies under the threat of implied career termination, right?

Unless we're spending it on rich bankers, oil companies, and the military. In those cases, spend away!

Uh, TAMU Massif wasn't "just" discovered.

Or bubbles?

Tip: warm water!

Fucking Face-NSA-book.

This wasn't a "hiccup." It was a hack. Isn't it obvious?

We're gonna need better tin foil hats.

So simple. I think this is the best advice I've read all year.

Yup. This happened to me. I ended up having to rent a larger truck, which was the only one available.

I was wondering how they found the email and text messages. Could've found those without the NSA, but still, it's concerning.

Yes, really, fascist. In fact, even your reply reflects characteristics of fascism: nationalism, distrust of foreigners, and violent hostility to anyone who would criticize the U.S.

Time to dance!