DewyaBellimi
Dewya Bellimi
DewyaBellimi

OMG, you actually linked to a (free) PDF of a scientific article instead of just regurgitating a press release! I'm...so...proud. *sniff*

That's the way a guy holds a woman's hand if he's about to kiss it. Definitely not a professional handshake!

Find another doctor.

Do you use the paid version of Evernote, or can you do everything you need with the free version?

Now that is handy.

#1: Buy your textbooks through Amazon in the Kindle edition and read them on the iPad with the Kindle app. The digital books are much cheaper than the paper copies and they weigh nothing.

How could you forget the housekeeper and nanny??? I'm not cleaning up his shit.

Steve Jobs just rolled in his grave.

"Put The Great Gatsby, American Psycho and Gordon Gekko in a blender"

These might make good shelters when the nuclear apocalypse comes.

He's prolly just lost.

Yeah! Look at all that space that I can put my junk on!!!

Writing is easy. You just sit at your typewriter until little drops of blood appear on your forehead.

Is he afraid to step on the little rug?

Lol. The other lady parts.