#1: Buy your textbooks through Amazon in the Kindle edition and read them on the iPad with the Kindle app. The digital books are much cheaper than the paper copies and they weigh nothing.

How could you forget the housekeeper and nanny??? I'm not cleaning up his shit.

Steve Jobs just rolled in his grave.

"Put The Great Gatsby, American Psycho and Gordon Gekko in a blender"

These might make good shelters when the nuclear apocalypse comes.

He's prolly just lost.

Yeah! Look at all that space that I can put my junk on!!!

Writing is easy. You just sit at your typewriter until little drops of blood appear on your forehead.

Is he afraid to step on the little rug?

Lol. The other lady parts.