Pick up that can.

Beep....Beep....Beep.....Beep..... - Sputnik I - Leonard Nimoy

Bacon moves 2 inches and attacks!

http://www.penny-arcade.com/news/post/2011… Look at that one, thats a hell of a bespoke table.

Serenity has nothing on Talisman with all it's expansions. You need planning permission from local authorities to set that up.

I see one major problem with these tables;
no matter how much you spend on the table, it doesn't come with gaming-buddies as an optional extra.

Enact: New Narrator - Morgan Freeman

This is a very good example of why I still come to Kotaku even though I'm generally quite annoyed by the overall editorial direction of the website. THANK YOU.

Every once in awhile I get a newsletter email from them telling me about their new model that I can never afford but I signed up to hear about anyways because I hate myself. Er... I mean...

Microsoft and Zen Studios have taken your feedback to heart, and seeing that many of you were very upset with the news that table transfers between Xbox 360 and Xbox One would not be happening, we have some good news for you!

You haven't watched the movie. Go watch it now. We will wait.

Not just him

Dillion wasn't that important as he wasn't part of the original rescue team, but we REALLY needed Mac to be complete and were pretty disappointed when our Mac bailed. :(

Oh, my apologize.

I'm actually 1/8th Cherokee... but thanks for trying! *Johnson O'Malley Card ftw...

And there's someone cosplaying the Predator.

I'm sorry guys, we tried hard to get us a Dillon and Mac... our Dillon bailed on us 8 hours before we costumed up...

I'm sorry guys, we tried hard to get us a Dillon and Mac... our Dillon bailed on us 8 hours before we costumed up...

You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

When I heard they might be rebooting Predator, my first thought was "Predator spawned two Governors and almost a third. Those are mighty big shoes to fill."