I don't get it.

any group of 9 men should be able to change two tires in that amount of time, with that amount of equipment and machinery.

i'm actually reading this article and watching this video on my laptop which is on the edge of the tub i'm currently in, while eating some leftover pizza from last night.

Ever heard of lounge against the machine? Back in like '00, '01 I couldn't find a real weird al song without first finding 7258 parodies by LAtM labeled as weird al songs.

what the fuck is "Dieselpunk"?

Definitely get an Irenicus' Lair. Type vibe from that screenshot. I can't fucking wait for this beast to release.

Oh, white people.

Good for her. This is the equivalent of trying to turn a double play before the ball is in your glove. See the race through to the end, then celebrate. This cunt got what she deserves.

Are you fucking kidding me? Did you miss the entire first part where they make fun of people just like you as well? Bragging about your fucking computer and what it will and won't run. Nobody gives a shit.

Holy shit these announcers are completely incompetent. No wonder they're stuck in the minors

you're so grossly in the minority there though...even among people who hated AC3 (i loved it) most of them liked the naval missions.

there is no time travel.

I don't know what you people are looking at, but this looks amazing to me. it's a given that the current gen graphics will be slightly worse, but I couldn't possibly care less, as long as the content is the same.

yeah it looked amazing on consoles, and was one of the best looking games this generation. what's your point?

fucking WHO?

what the fuck? someone want to explain this one to me? cause that's CLEARLY not Lars ulrich, any of those guys. and none of them look remotely like Chris Christie. what the fuck is this about then?

Rex Ryan is starting to look more and more like some poor white kid's grandma, tits and all.

better question is: what the hell is a Zaltan Ibramovich?

oh the Dominican ball player. always so fiery and passionate, but so fucking irrational and frankly, dangerous.

in all honesty I think it's pretty safe to say that no one would prefer these visuals over the originals. it's not even a fanboy nitpicky issue, I just don't think anyone at all would prefer this.